A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
when your teacher asks u why ur late to class
every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
THIS POST IS A SIN
War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.
THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT