pizza aficionado

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

parallel-falchion:

War. War never changes. Call of Duty illustrates this by releasing the same game every year.

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

windycube:

digivolvin:

YEE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

themrcreepypasta:

7hrone:

balladoftarby:

flighttune:

faedee:

MaddenGiferator provides a realistic simulation of life in the NFl

holy fucking shit fae

FUCK

holy shit.

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